Mastodawn

@grickle Somehow less scary than a typical rural pub's locals. "Yew ain't frum round 'ere, are you?"

@grickle I feel @warandpeas vibes. 🙃

@grickle me logging into IRC circa 1999

@grickle
"Our specialty drinks: Bloody Mary and Zombie."

Plot twist. They butchered a whole family of hikers two hours ago.

Drinks on the house!

Might be better to stay ON the moors, in this case

@grickle No, this is totally okay. At the pub is off the clock. Head up to the bar and order one of the signature cocktails:

+ Slayzerac
+ Bee's bees
+ Decapirinha
+ Giblet
+ Mai Tai'd Up
+ Mancatchin'
+ Negroaning
+ Old Bashed-In

@grickle David and Jack just had no luck what-so-ever.