Mastodawn

Trump DOJ refuses to rule out small nuclear weapons as part of second amendment rights

Trump’s DOJ refused to rule out nuclear weapons from the kinds of arms it claims the average citizen may be entitled to possess.

Slate

Best way to stop this dead in its tracks: Black Lives Matter and trans rights groups announce they are building pocket self defense nukes.

But, this has to be parody, right? Please tell me it is parody.

@Mikal no, sadly, it is not...

I'm currently writing a parody with this exact idea.

I have previously posted that writing parody in this timeline means writing something ridiculously dark and absurd.

And then searching the internet to see if someone has written the same parody before.

And discovering the idea I'm writing as a parody is the latest news headline.

And then writing something ridiculously dark and absurd. And then searching the internet...