Wait what the fuck? Did Dems actually just:
- Win a government shutdown fight
- Defund ICE
- Flip 30 legislative seats while giving up none
- Enforce millions of dollars in worker restitution for labor violations by Taco Bell and Dunkin Donuts

These feel like headlines from another universe.

@Lana wait what? This sounds like the onion.
They must have employed an ant-eater to get enough spines to go around.