Wait what the fuck? Did Dems actually just:
- Win a government shutdown fight
- Defund ICE
- Flip 30 legislative seats while giving up none
- Enforce millions of dollars in worker restitution for labor violations by Taco Bell and Dunkin Donuts

These feel like headlines from another universe.

@Lana wait what? This sounds like the onion.
They must have employed an ant-eater to get enough spines to go around.

@Lana

Is the Save America act still alive? That's what needs to die.

@Lana @isaackuo
They haven't "won" the shutdown, yet, they're just managing to cotinue to fight, for once.
@Lana leopards ate their faces
@Lana oh don’t worry, they’ll remember sooner than later to snatch defeat from rhe jaws of victory, as usual :-/