Kerr Avonsen (she/her)Do not say: "There is a new coffee shop around the corner, perhaps I shall drink its coffee some day."
Nay, instead, go straightway to the coffee shop, and drink its coffee, for it may be gone tomorrow.
Likewise, do not say: "Ah, if I had only drunk more coffee from the old coffee shop, for I shall not see its like again."
Instead, rejoice that you were able to drink even one coffee from that shop, for no man knoweth how long a coffee shop shalt last.
(Too many parables in the language of the King James, I know, but I had to.)