On June 4, 2027, every verb tense on Wikipedia will be changed from "is" to "was" in a rapid flurry of edits. No one will understand why this happened for about six hours
@mcc Is this when Skynet becomes self-aware?
@ColesStreetPothole @mcc that was aug 29 1997
@kahomono @mcc Yeah well obviously the timeline has been changed.
Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings

If you were looking for the real world poet, go to Paul Neil Milne Johnstone. Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings[1] was a poet who wrote the worst poetry in the universe. In fact, her poetry is still considered to be the worst in the Galaxy, closely followed by that of the Azgoths of Kria and the Vogons, in that order. She lived at 37 Wasp Villas, Greenbridge, Essex, GB10 1LL.[2] Here is an excerpt of her poetry: The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool. They lay. They rotted. They turned Around...

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@mcc Should we get the SCP Foundation on this?
@mcc After that point, there was nobody left to do the understanding.
@mcc That's how we end up on the Star Wars timeline
@mcc ok buddy qntm
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whats so special about my 60th b-day that it requires such a flurry?
@mcc This looks like something @MicroSFF would write.