White House reveals new app after cryptic posts: Full list of features

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White House reveals new app after cryptic posts: Full list of features - Lemmy.World

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An app that could be a website and wants a huge intrusive set of permissions? So just like every corporate social media thing ever.
Are you surprised
I’m sorry, but it controls vibration??? Does it make your phone into a sex toy!?
It was a feature specifically requested by Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski for their government airplane sexy times. And the developer forgot to remove it.
“Version 47.0.0”? LOL
Producing a working-enough vibe coded app takes many iterations.

Legitimate criticism aside, I found it funny they underlined “receive data from internet” among the other scary permissions.

That’s the one thing a news app presumably should be doing

“What are we? China?”

Why do they pretend they didn’t create mass surveillance and data collection.