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@jimfl and remember, it's pronounced

jee-zuz

not

he-soos

@GayDeceiver in my regional dialect: nnnJEEE-zussss
@GayDeceiver @phaysis *creatine and the Holy Spirit
@GayDeceiver I can't understand why I haven't been asked to speak. #BudgieTactical
@Oldfartrant @GayDeceiver For a minute I thought you were referencing “budgie smugglers”: Aussie slang for Speedo-style swimwear.

@GayDeceiver

I don't know what's happening any more.

@GayDeceiver I legit have no idea whether this is satire or not.

@Twotired

Poe's law is often an issue with many of @GayDeceiver Eagle Tactical posts...

His user name should be a hint, though.

@ParadeGrotesque @Twotired @GayDeceiver

Wait... He's actually an AI controlling a personal flyer?

Death to the AI!!!

@GayDeceiver

Jesus would spell 'cojones' correctly.

Because Jesus, as a real man, speaks Spanish as well as Hebrew. 😂

Which is more foreign languages than 99.9% of Eagle Tactical target audience!