Fabian Giesen
Why do people feel the need to state when "their goose is cooked" but nobody ever seems to plant the seed by saying something along the lines of "I have a waterfowl in the oven" or, for that matter, gloatingly claim "my goose is still in my freezer bitches!!11"
Mar 27 at 8:44pmWeb
Show threadMike PMar 27
@rygorous My goose isn't exactly cooked as such, not yet, but there is a surprisingly strong smell of sage and onion coming from its asshole.
Show threadJohn KaniarzMar 27
@rygorous Their goose is thawing on the countertop thus increasing their risk of foodborne illness.
Show threadConor StokesMar 28
@rygorous gander at my goose roaming the fields and terrorising the peasants