Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue to create these posts that people clearly can't get enough of.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
@[email protected] i'm sure green button has much better taste than red button
@lowqualityfacts you touched it, and you should never do that with a red button.

@lowqualityfacts You're doin the Lord's work.

My Mamma always told me not to listen to talking buttons.

@lowqualityfacts

Some people can't _handle_ the truth.

@pseudonymsupreme Thank you! Your support means the world to me. I am not sure which world, but certainly one of them.
@lowqualityfacts I demand that your cats get 1/3 of my contribution. 2/3 if they ask nicely.