Nick

The sausage roll-eating red kite is so relatable.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2g290ve2vo

Red kite with sausage roll snapped by Banbury photographer

Mark Hopkins managed to get some pictures of the bird from his back garden.

BBC News
Mar 27 at 7:14pmWeb
Show threadNickMar 27
Red kites are primarily scavengers. That is, they are magnificent, elegant creatures who mostly eat disease-ridden garbage and worms. Just like me.
Show threadDavid CohenMar 27
@Nickiquote I wonder if the kite hated itself after eating that too.
Show threadD. G. MarshallMar 27

@Nickiquote

*David Attenborough voice* The sausage roll, like the opossum, fakes its own death to avoid predators. Alas, this strategy does not work against the red kite, that has evolved over millions of years to hunt sausage rolls.