@maxleibman

Lie..?

Who lies?

I organize the information on my resume to target the position I want in a way that is most advantageous to _me_.

That's not lying.

That's synergizing my historical strengths with the target organizations current expectations. Assholes.

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@maxleibman

That nonsense is right up there with, "Do you care to explain this employment gap on your resume?"

"No. Thanks for asking. Do you care to explain the 32% year-to-year turn-over rate here?"

No...? Didn't think so. If you're looking for an excuse to _not_ hire me... It's my attitude. That's your gift reason. Fuckers. <3