"... a stunned nation woke up to the news that Senate Democrats had not caved, despite still being Democrats. Previously, it was believed to be physically and biologically impossible for Democrats not to cave."

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/senate-gop-caves-and-funds-not-ice?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Senate GOP Caves and Funds Not-ICE after Dems Weirdly DON’T Cave

Republicans agree to fund TSA but not immigration enforcement; y'know, defunding the police

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