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Curtis Cooley 17h ago

"I like em underage
Some say that's statutory
I say it's mandatory"

https://youtu.be/FKihqqFPMNY?si=YBBg85BP87rJWf9s

Kid Rock's MAGA Heel Turn BACKFIRES, Now He's Paying the Price

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Curtis Cooley 1d ago

"The prayer had been modified even before that by King James’s translators and who knows who else. In other words, it was made up for Iran after being made up for Pulp Fiction after being made up for The Bible."

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/heres-pete-hegseth-literally-s-the?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Here’s Pete Hegseth Literally Saying the “Pulp Fiction” Prayer

At his monthly unconstitutional prayer service, Hegseth delivered a modified prayer from the Book of Squintin' Warantino

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Curtis Cooley 6d ago

Can we make it optional for #USWNT players to were beach volleyball shorts if Lavelle is just gonna tuck her shorts into her underwear anyway?

Curtis Cooley 6d ago

So throw out birthright citizenship, your father's father father wasn't a citizen so neither are you

Curtis Cooley 6d ago

#tRump grandfather was an immigrant, so if we throw out birthright citizenship he's not technically allowed to be president.

Curtis Cooley Apr 10

Finished #StarTrek #Academy. I like it. If that makes me not #trekie enough to be in your club, then y'all can suck my icey Andorian cock. I've been watching #Trek longer than you've been alive. How about appreciating the Trek you get instead of hating?

Curtis Cooley Apr 9

Original post: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4llyqwdqnd6t7ncyvvjzeih7/post/3mj3w6pev7c2k

Curtis Cooley Apr 9

"Trump had to wake up the tariff guy. Because amateur presidents think tariffs are implemented immediately. Launch photon tariffs, Mr. Sulu!"

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/worst-ceasefire-ever?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Worst. Ceasefire. Ever.

Trump can't even end a war he himself started

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Curtis Cooley Apr 9

#DNC stands for does not complete

https://youtu.be/xEBoI8_Fw8o?si=kOnmBPP-FYSWXCss

CNN Issues DIRE WARNING For Dems You Have To See To Believe | The Kyle Kulinski Show

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Curtis Cooley Apr 8

"Accusing Trump of craziness or diminished capacity absolves him of being cartoonishly bad at his job. It absolves him of responsibility and culpability"

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/okay-now-we-can-call-him-hitler?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Okay, NOW We Can Call Him Hitler

Trump threatens to destroy an entire civilization, which even Hitler only partially succeeded at

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