Curtis Cooley

@TheDarkSavant
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BREAKING: Pete Hegseth was just caught drinking on the job

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#MLB is torturing umpires who have, IMO, the second hardest job in all of sports next to calling offside in soccer. Just let the fucking computer call balls and strikes for fucks sake.
War For Dummies (FULL EPISODE) | Titus Podcast/Armageddon Update

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Even Mormons are waking the fuck up.

https://youtu.be/yuy4hU1TsV4?si=spWNJ00TUE4n9VzW

Latter-day Saints are abandoning the Republican Party

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Is Andrew Tate really this fucking clueless?

https://youtu.be/lXPdFtSmZhY?si=jGv3h0j0B2XlMj3j

Going To Prison Is Good Actually Because GOD (Andrew Tate)

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Why do #MAGA and flat earthers always do videos from their car?

Four words I thought I'd never string together. Way to go Montana!

https://youtu.be/p1fPbGHe3xE?si=5lEMQUZrUGJz68-C

Could This Actually End Citizens United?

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Jeff Webb: Charlie Kirk’s Mentor, Father of Modern Cheerleading, Master of Yelling

Death By Pickleball

Mourning Remembrance: A collection of mocking obituaries

"No one’s explained why political groups shouldn’t have to pay taxes for believing in Ken Paxton for Senate just because they also believe in magic wizards who love humanity but still allow humanity to suffer Ken Paxton."

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/judges-give-trump-the-bird?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Judges Give Trump the Bird

One judge grabbed Trump by the ballroom

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"Hegseth obviously didn’t name a single national-security rationale to justify killing America’s whale or further eroding Earth’s atmospheric protections against the power of a literal sun."

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/strait-outta-competence?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Strait Outta Competence

Gas hits $4 per gallon after Trump threatens war crime of obliterating Iran's energy infrastructure

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