Curtis Cooley

@TheDarkSavant
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"The department division had liberated 78 million children from forced labor around the world in the two decades before someone let a child molester run the country."

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/ladies-first?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Ladies First!

Trump gets the ladies off his sinking ship first, bouncing his third female cabinet secretary in two months for his third male replacement in two months

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"The mission will take Vance from important vice-presidential vice duties such as teaching theology to the pope."

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/trump-losing-war-on-renewables-while?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Trump Losing War on Renewables while Losing War on Iran

For the first time, renewables were the number-one source of America's electric power

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VIDEO: Trump Exhibits STUNNING Mental Collapse, GOP Cowards Ignore the Truth

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"I like em underage
Some say that's statutory
I say it's mandatory"

https://youtu.be/FKihqqFPMNY?si=YBBg85BP87rJWf9s

Kid Rock's MAGA Heel Turn BACKFIRES, Now He's Paying the Price

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"The prayer had been modified even before that by King James’s translators and who knows who else. In other words, it was made up for Iran after being made up for Pulp Fiction after being made up for The Bible."

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/heres-pete-hegseth-literally-s-the?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Here’s Pete Hegseth Literally Saying the “Pulp Fiction” Prayer

At his monthly unconstitutional prayer service, Hegseth delivered a modified prayer from the Book of Squintin' Warantino

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Can we make it optional for #USWNT players to were beach volleyball shorts if Lavelle is just gonna tuck her shorts into her underwear anyway?
So throw out birthright citizenship, your father's father father wasn't a citizen so neither are you
#tRump grandfather was an immigrant, so if we throw out birthright citizenship he's not technically allowed to be president.
Finished #StarTrek #Academy. I like it. If that makes me not #trekie enough to be in your club, then y'all can suck my icey Andorian cock. I've been watching #Trek longer than you've been alive. How about appreciating the Trek you get instead of hating?