"No one’s explained why political groups shouldn’t have to pay taxes for believing in Ken Paxton for Senate just because they also believe in magic wizards who love humanity but still allow humanity to suffer Ken Paxton."

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/judges-give-trump-the-bird?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

"Hegseth obviously didn’t name a single national-security rationale to justify killing America’s whale or further eroding Earth’s atmospheric protections against the power of a literal sun."

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/strait-outta-competence?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

"... injuring 15 U.S. service members, several of them seriously, even though Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth last week announced a strategic alliance with God, Who was said to be protecting U.S. service members..."

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/dozens-turn-out-for-national-one?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

We graduated from a puppy killer to a child abuser.

https://youtu.be/kbttfmDRwb4?si=L1afgYl5Toqd5QDe

Where the fuck is #MAGA screaming LEARN ENGLISH?

https://youtu.be/TnxIJenl2CM?si=FqIKVfi--X_Or8dK

Just saying, gals, if you're seeking the security of a man, I'm single 😎

https://youtu.be/e7eP2Y12MBw?si=BnJED9wpivTqCrsM

"... a stunned nation woke up to the news that Senate Democrats had not caved, despite still being Democrats. Previously, it was believed to be physically and biologically impossible for Democrats not to cave."

https://open.substack.com/pub/thefuckingnews/p/senate-gop-caves-and-funds-not-ice?r=46hkq7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web