I'm a grown man sitting here with bandaids on both thumbs. One wasn't my fault. I caught my thumb on a damaged screw on the deadbolt, and it was sharp. I've taken it out and filed that edge down to avoid doing it again.

The second injury was when I was trying to slice the heel of a baguette. Slightly stale baguette, sharp knife, a big push on an angle, and my hand slipped. Nothing to go to the ER over, but I knew immediately I done goofed up. It was a two-bandaider. I'm not looking forward to changing the bandage and looking at it.