Insomnia does terrible things.

I ran out of things to read so I ended up checking out the stock markets... (the Dow, the Dow right now... I don't know why you're laughing...) and remembered a conversation I had with a friend back in 2010 sometime... at the time they were paying for a course on day trading and I was sure it was a scam. I remember telling them "if I had any money right now..." (which I didn't, sadly) ... "I'd just buy as much APPL stock as I could..." ... I can't recall why in particular I reckoned this was a good idea, but it had the iPhone 4 on the market and the App Store had been out for a couple of years ... I'd probably seen something cool on their WWDC keynote or something.

Anyways, if I'd bought £1,000 of APPL back then, it would now be worth almost £27,500 ...

I should listen to myself more often.