Dear Embarrassed in The Embarcadero,

Are you sure it's "my husband gets so drunk when we go out to eat that he crashes into and knocks over tables when we leave?"

And not more "my husband has a beer at dinner and then does his best Godzilla impersonation on our way out?"

Because if it's the latter, it should be viewed for what it is: a priceless gift.

#godzilla