I normally wouldn't comment on this kind of stuff, but this quote from currently erstwhile Sydney shock jock and consistently all-round piece of shit Kyle Sandilands is just too precious.

"I just want to get back to work. I’ve got a family, I’ve got mortgages to pay, like everyone else."

Mortgage*s* to pay. Note the plural.

The man is on a cool 7+ million base salary just for being a dickhead on radio. Several advertising and licensing deals put him considerably north of 10. If I was on that kind of money, I wouldn't take out fucking mortgages - I'd pay cash.

"I have mortgage*s* to pay, like everyone else." I suppose being this far out of touch comes with the territory when you're worth hundreds of millions. Sure, everyone owns a bunch of investment properties that they're trying to wring maximum profit out of, at the cost of everyone else.

Fucking piece of shit.

Source for the quote: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2026/mar/27/tropical-cyclone-narelle-fuel-crisis-petrol-cost-of-living-inflation-iran-war-storm-anthony-albanese-angus-taylor-ntwnfb?page=with%3Ablock-69c5c23b8f0836c671f192fa#block-69c5c23b8f0836c671f192fa

Source for the income: https://www.nowtolove.com.au/celebrity/kyle-sandilands-arn-salary-breakdown/

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