Every day is Bring Your Contagious Illness To Work day
@thatkatharine jokes on you, i have no job 😎
@thatkatharine ... and leave your respirator 😷 at home.
We're tough and shall continue to work no matter what (untill disabled 😏)

@thatkatharine my in-office cOWOrkers: out sick multiple days per month

me, mostly remote: hardly ever sick

managers: gee, why don't you come to the office more?

@thatkatharine And/or completely disfunctional sick time policy that forces people to go to work sick.