Next. I fucking hate the pre-existing design of Screen Time warnings. But I need them, because I’m a goddamn obsessive and I need reminders to quit looking at socials.

But these MOTHERFUCKERS, in their endless pursuit of false tidiness, have HIDDEN THE OPTIONS BEHIND A SECOND TAP

you used to get the “one more minute” etc immediately. Now I tap one button and it POPS THESE UP?? halfway up the SCREEN? you assholes

Oh!! I just realized that I had my accessibility vision settings on; reduced transparency, high contrast, etc. I turned all those off so I can get the Genuine Experience and get real good and mad for a little bit

this floating shit above the keyboard? fuck you. these icons look so bad, the spacing is a fucking nightmare

some of these bloopy swoopy animations MIGHT be fine if they were twice as fast and didn’t have the goddamn glass blur

DONT MAKE ME WAIT FOR THE FUCKING INTERFACE YOU FUCKING AMATEURS

TWO TAPS TO OPEN ALL MY SAFARI TABS????

I OPEN THEM HUNDREDS OF TIMES A DAY

which, admittedly, I wish my life and brain were different but my ass reads a lot of internet

GUESS WHICH PART OF THE INTERFACE IS THE WEB PAGE AND WHICH IS THE BROWSER

bastards killed accessibility with a glass shovel

I’m going to turn ALL OF THIS OFF AS SOON AS IM DONE BEING MAD

but it’s a fucking travesty to ship this to a billion devices. truly, shame on everyone involved

why is this SO BIG AND UGLY
AND HALFWAY UP THE MOTHERFUCKING SCREEN

PUT THE CONTROLS DOWN NEAR MY FINGERS

AND DON’t MAKE EVEYRHNG A GIANT FUCKING CENTER ALIGNED ROUNDRECT

aahhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH

high pitched scream, all the fucking “glass” cracks and falls to the ground

hideous