I can not overstate that I think you should start a church. Not necessarily a religion, and not something supernatural, but the legal structure. You can do so much amazing fucked up shit as a church that you can't do by yourself. A church is just a community organization dedicated to some kind of THING. You start a church with 10 of your friends and buy a 4plex and then over time crash the local housing economy. Fucking do it. AAAAHHHHHHHH.