NO! NOT MY COCK!

@PugJesus free alt text:

context: its a comic!
guy: My Emperor, I'm afraid Rome has perished.
Honorius: What? What do you mean? It just ate from my hands 20 minutes ago!
guy (now sad): My Emperor I am talking about the city of Rome, not your pet cock "Rome". News just arrived that Alaric has sacked the city.
Honorius: Thank god! You had me worried for a moment there. How would I live without my dearest cock in this cruel world.