“What can i get you?”
“Guinness Zero, please.”
“A lot of people drinking that now.”
“It’s really good. Uh, so what’s it like working in a documentary bar? Must be quieter than a sports bar and a boxing crowd”
“You’d think. Come back on Friday and watch the Cutting Edge Engineering crowd throw down about the best carbide insert.”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #HopePunk #Title_Friday_Crowd
[TV Audio] The secret to the legendary strength of Japanese swords was their layered structure, the metal folded up to four hund.... "That's bullshit, you know" ❝What is❞ "The teevee over the bar, going on about japanese metallurgy. I appreciate the /idea/ of a documentary bar, and I will crawl over broken glass past seven sports bars to reach one, but this doco is rubbish. Those swords weren't even the strongest in their day. Now *Ulaangom* steel, that's the stuff." ❝Never heard of it.❞ "Far northwest Mongolia, in the 11th century. They discovered cold fusion. Iron does fuse, as every neutron star knows, it just absorbs a fuckton of energy in the process. Hit it hard enough in the presence of Thorium and you get Ulaangomium, just off the top of the periodic table that you'll find on the wall of any lab today." ❝You're shitting me!❞ "Yes, but I'm better at it than the Hitler Channel. Your round" #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
Kit Bashir
Ludwig Vielfrass