I would, too, like to preserve my beautiful cake and somehow also simultaneously consume it.

@lzg solution: two cakes

More cake is better.

@lzg we need a two-cakes solution
@lzg Is this a euphemism? :3c
@lzg it’s called “have a cake and eat it too”

@lzg

I can tell you this, in business it often boils down to it.