Too tired for a witty title

https://sh.itjust.works/post/57441813

I don’t drink coffee. What alternative rewards are available to me for being kinda awake & reading words & not stabbing anyone?
Chocolate
Aah yes chocolate is a lovely reward for not stabbing anyone.
Also a good preventative.
I’m all out of chocolate and I’ve got a plethora of knives. *Opens used knife stand. $2 Dollar knives or a chocolate bar!