MaxxusToo tired for a witty title
Apollo teasing just the tip.
Thank you Maxxus, it’s been a long night and you just made facing the day worthwhile
gigastasioAh shit. Sorry, I was stabbing someone. Guess I don’t get that coffee. 😔
cRazi_man
DiplomjodlerEverybody who stabs people thinks they’re the bad guys.
I stabbed myself so I don’t actually get to pedantically ask whether it is the stabber or stabee that is considered the baddie :(
Usually when I do that it’s more like who’s the klutz.
thenextguyDoes your uniform have skulls on it?
Quick, before you reach for the knives!
Thank you, now I really feel seen
Look how EFFICIENT you are!
Can this be my coffee?
Sandra Lee - Doreen's Butter Rum Coffee
I would prefer a nice cup of black tea instead please
JusticeForPorygonYou know what? I do deserve a coffee.
What about second coffee?
Don’t mind if I do. ☕😌
hope that dood in ikebukuro doesnt read this tonight… too late little sunbeam
I don’t drink coffee. What alternative rewards are available to me for being kinda awake & reading words & not stabbing anyone?
Chocolate
Also a good preventative.
I’m all out of chocolate and I’ve got a plethora of knives. *Opens used knife stand. $2 Dollar knives or a chocolate bar!
As a coffee preferer myself, I think if you have tea you’d be allowed a compensatory biscuit.
Phew, thanks for reminding me that I need to go stab some people today! And thanks for the coffee; helps me stab better!
WandowsVistathank you. this gave me the motivation I needed to stop scrolling on my phone in bed and to instead scroll on my phone from the can
with coffee
Ya can’t stop progress!
(and by progress, we meant substance dependency)
I can stop anytime I want!
…my happiness is just dependent on me not wanting that.
Can I at least stab someone a little bit?
It did say “probably”! I think that’s your loophole. Just pick a “Vic #1” type target.
(As in whodunnits where everyone has a motive to kill THAT guy)
Isn’t being stabbed a binary condition? Like being pregnant. You’re either stabbed or you’re not.
CubitOomThis sounds like a quote from Disco Elysium, so now I got this image in my head, which I will share.
TrackinDaKrakenI was just thinking about that.
Wishing I was stabbing myself. Does that count?
I feel seen