Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Octopus Pin. An octopus always keeps at least one tentacle free in case it needs to strangle a lobster.
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Centuries ago octopuses used to live on land. They moved into the oceans shortly after getting tired of our bullshit.
@lowqualityfacts Also, horses didn't exist, but then the giraffes decided that food on the floor was preferable to the crap you find in tree tops.