Low Quality FactsToday's Low Quality Ad is for this Octopus Pin. An octopus always keeps at least one tentacle free in case it needs to strangle a lobster.
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Centuries ago octopuses used to live on land. They moved into the oceans shortly after getting tired of our bullshit.
klu9"Anyone who is tired of our bullshit is tired of life."
- Samuel Johnson
Martin Howitt@lowqualityfacts octopodes. Apart ftom that, 100% correct
Khleedril@khleedril @lowqualityfacts Iβm off to start a fight in an empty room
Scary Austin@lowqualityfacts
Wow, the Nope Octopus gif was more relevant than we ever knew. π€―
Wow, the Nope Octopus gif was more relevant than we ever knew. π€―
Chris Cantrell@lowqualityfacts Can't say I blame them.
geschichtenundmeer@lowqualityfacts I love octopuses
@lowqualityfacts Also, horses didn't exist, but then the giraffes decided that food on the floor was preferable to the crap you find in tree tops.
The Doctor@lowqualityfacts Yes, we did. Yinz humans are something else.
Codewizard@lowqualityfacts is this the US ??π€π€π€π€π€
π½π¦π¦ππ»@lowqualityfacts when you know octopus anatomy this post might be slightly more cursed.
lizzzzard@loganer @lowqualityfacts do tell us why!
@loganer @lowqualityfacts and makes leave the tentacle in, if I remember correctly ;-)
Dorien
jipexu@lowqualityfacts
Pourquoi cela me fait penser Γ ce qui ravage le moyen orient ?...
Pourquoi cela me fait penser Γ ce qui ravage le moyen orient ?...
Ξ£(iΒ³) = (Ξ£i)Β²@lowqualityfacts Understandable. Lobsters are bastards.
ferricoxide@lowqualityfacts
Seems relevant to my wife's interests. Would go well with her murder-cat stuff.
Seems relevant to my wife's interests. Would go well with her murder-cat stuff.
@lowqualityfacts Not low quality. Also, lobsters are tasty.
manchicken@lowqualityfacts βYou need your:
Knives? Check
Rope? Check
Dagger? Check
Chains? Check
Rocks? Check
Laser Beams? Check
Acid? Check
Body Bag? Check
Murmaider murmaider murmaiderβ
That song is fun.