Just ate a bowl of cereal. Looked at the almond milk I used and realized it’s almost 3 weeks over it’s expiry date. I bought it yesterday. Am I… am I going to die?

@skudfisher

no

you'll experience growing capability of drybrushing details with your eyes closed

you'll also be able to fly but nobody cares about that

in addition to the above, from now on, your chromes don't dull out