Honestly… I thought that the Christian Rapture was a religious concept going back to the very beginning of the religion.
Nope. John Nelson Darby created it in the 1800s, after he had a fall and a knocked his nogging real hard.
Look him up. It’s a hoot.
When is the next Rapture predicted?
Tomorrow morning, Friday, between 7.30am and 8.45am.
You will have to go to work at 9am though. Because reasons.
Awww yeah baby! DICKS OUT FOR THE RAPTURE!
Curb your enthusiasm, this is a non sexual rapture.
We only get one sexual rapture every 99 years. Sorry but I don't make the rules.
It's my rapture too, it is as sexual as I want to make it. My dick and balls will continue to fly free today! 🍆
@DXMacGuffin @ParadeGrotesque @GayDeceiver
It can be both! You, whip your dick out. You, keep it in your pants. And YOU! Put down that waffle. You know we discussed that sort of perversion not being allowed in a rapture. Have a good end of the world, y'all.
@NuclearOatmeal @DXMacGuffin @ParadeGrotesque @GayDeceiver
you put your left nut in, you put your left out, you put your left nut in, and you shake it all about.
@saltywizard @NuclearOatmeal @ParadeGrotesque @GayDeceiver
🎶 'Cuz it's the fucking Rapture 🎶
🎶 so we've all got our junk out! 🎶
🎶 That's what it's all about! 🎶
GayDeceiver
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Parade du Grotesque 💀
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