AI6YR Ben2d ago

Uhh....umm...

"OnlyFarms.gov" anyone?

https://mastodon.social/@botgov/116296144837778111

#strange

Show threadAI6YR Ben

"SUBSCRIBE TO GET EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF MY SHEEP!"

"GET SPECIAL PHOTOS OF SEXY CORN STALKS!"

#onlyfarms ?!

Mar 26 at 3:21pmWeb
Show threadSand Hill Thicket2d ago
@ai6yr Well, I don't use "OnlyFarms", I have my own channel and website, but yes, you can subscribe to my YouTube channel and get videos of my sheep! 😂 Link in bio! 😆
Show threadAI6YR Ben2d ago

@SandHillThicket OOOH! How did I miss this?!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j10fLTxPfE0

Lively Leaping Lambs!

YouTube
Show threadSand Hill Thicket2d ago
@ai6yr Gotta peel your 👀! 😆
Show threadMary Mazzocco2d ago
@ai6yr @SandHillThicket “I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen” is such a brilliant lyric
Show threadKim2d ago

@ai6yr

Corn stalks DO have a certain something. And when you gather them in a teepee formation, oh my god.

Show threadPaul_IPv62d ago

@ai6yr

"onlyfarm. no need to feel sheepish about your preferences any more!"

Show threadJim Spath2d ago
@paul_ipv6 @ai6yr bah.
Show threadPaul_IPv62d ago

@jspath55 @ai6yr

tease.

Show threadFreddyB Aviation Photography2d ago

@ai6yr

Do the sheep take requests?
Are they freshly shorn?
Is there a special night vision option?
What other vegetables or crops are available?
Do you offer barnyard smells in a jar?

Show threadDarth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈2d ago

@ai6yr

Surprised more ppl didn't hear about this ten yrs ago.

https://www.foodbeast.com/news/cornhub/

Pornhub Takes A Really 'Corn'-y Route For Their April Fools Prank

If you’ve already made your daily visit to the popular porn site “Pornhub,” you immediately noticed that the usual videos of deviancy were replaced with…

Foodbeast
Show threadAI6YR Ben2d ago
@darth_hideout Uhhhhhhh
Show threadInternet Rando1d ago

@ai6yr @darth_hideout

Paige, no.