Mastodawn

"SUBSCRIBE TO GET EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF MY SHEEP!"

"GET SPECIAL PHOTOS OF SEXY CORN STALKS!"

#onlyfarms ?!

Sand Hill Thicket 2d ago

@ai6yr Well, I don't use "OnlyFarms", I have my own channel and website, but yes, you can subscribe to my YouTube channel and get videos of my sheep! 😂 Link in bio! 😆

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j10fLTxPfE0

@SandHillThicket OOOH! How did I miss this?!

Lively Leaping Lambs!

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Sand Hill Thicket 2d ago

@ai6yr Gotta peel your 👀! 😆

Mary Mazzocco 2d ago

@ai6yr @SandHillThicket “I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen” is such a brilliant lyric

Kim 2d ago

Corn stalks DO have a certain something. And when you gather them in a teepee formation, oh my god.

Paul_IPv6 2d ago

"onlyfarm. no need to feel sheepish about your preferences any more!"

FreddyB Aviation Photography 2d ago

Jim Spath 2d ago

@paul_ipv6 @ai6yr bah.

tease.

Do the sheep take requests?
Are they freshly shorn?
Is there a special night vision option?
What other vegetables or crops are available?
Do you offer barnyard smells in a jar?

Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈2d ago

https://www.foodbeast.com/news/cornhub/

Surprised more ppl didn't hear about this ten yrs ago.

Pornhub Takes A Really 'Corn'-y Route For Their April Fools Prank

If you’ve already made your daily visit to the popular porn site “Pornhub,” you immediately noticed that the usual videos of deviancy were replaced with…

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@darth_hideout Uhhhhhhh

Internet Rando 1d ago

@ai6yr @darth_hideout

Paige, no.

Annelies Kamran, Ph.D.2d ago

@ai6yr that combination of words is infelicitous 😳

Wendroid 🇺🇦2d ago

@akamran @ai6yr Mooosic to my ears

J4ck 2d ago

@ai6yr I SAW THAT!

Hooved.OnlyFarms.gov
Avian.OnlyFarms.gov

the subdomains are endless*

Wendroid 🇺🇦2d ago

@ai6yr #asstodon is undoubtedly connected to this (it is now)

su_liam 2d ago

@ai6yr “Men Who Love Sheep; Women Who Won’t Wear Wool”

FreddyB Aviation Photography 2d ago

@ai6yr On a serious note, maybe they are trying to lock that one down lest someone go Rule 34 on them?

Jim Hubbell 2d ago

@cvvhrn @ai6yr
Every day, someone makes a comment that forces me to consult the interwebs for an explanation. 🫠

FreddyB Aviation Photography 2d ago

@Dougfir @ai6yr LOL

W6KME 2d ago

@Dougfir @cvvhrn @ai6yr Ugh. The most annoying to me are peoplw who use the first letter only of a word, expecting that everyone knows what they mean.

Te me, that tells me that the speaker knows they are utterly unoriginal, since everyone will know what they mean, and I can therefore ignore them.

My wife just got a Get Well card from her work after her back surgery. One person just wrote "TPs". Took a while to decode that one.

@W6KME @Dougfir @cvvhrn Toilet Paper?

W6KME 2d ago

@ai6yr @Dougfir @cvvhrn Thoughts and prayers. Imagine not understanding that that phrase has literally come to mean "I don't really care but I act like a Christian". And then not even having time to write it out 😂

Stumpy The Mutt 2d ago

@W6KME @Dougfir @cvvhrn @ai6yr Weird Al made a song about people who use numbers and individual letters for words. https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc?si=rFXcY2v7JB-oqxka

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes (Official 4K Video)

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