Harry Potter and the Jesus Christ You're Still Into That, What the Fuck
Spend so long waiting for a letter from Hogwarts an AARP card shows up first
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"Yea're a geezer, Harry!"

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So my theory about HP (and also The Da Vinci Code) is that it's not so much the books its fans have discovered but the joy of reading, but they've learned the wrong lesson and attribute it to that specific mediocre book instead of written fiction as a whole.