The best preparation for being a parent wasn't NCT classes or books; it was managing a team of software engineers. My 4 and 2 year olds are far better at playing with others than those maladjusted coders.
@fesshole conversely, having kids was by far the best training to become a scrum master.

All the buzzwords and "ceremonies" and "artifacts" were pretentious guff. The team just needed a mum to support and encourage them, help them when they got stuck, and occasionally bring them snacks.
@jetlagjen @fesshole
I showed this to my scrum master daughter and she said that she has one team member who is always in need of a nap. ๐Ÿ™‚
@pomegranate_stew @fesshole I can just imagine some of the devs I've worked with saying, "but I'm not tired!" while pouting and rubbing their eyes.