Woke up with at least three bits of my body completely fucked, so plan for today was to cycle half the journey then hop on a train. But the ride was so nice and I got so lost that the only option now is to ride all the way. There is a hole in my leggings and both of my knees are angry, but I just demolished a massive schnitzel and two cokes so let’s fucking go.
> Woke up with at least three bits of my body completely fucked,
Not the ones where you'd usually appreciate that, I gather.