One of my favorite things to do in Windows applications is hit Ctrl-P and wait for it to timeout on finding printers that aren't available right now.

(Word & co at least have a way to interrupt that and use whatever printers it could find.)

Adobe Acrobat Reader (32-bit) (Not Responding)

It's a shame we never figured out how to make a computer do two things at the same time.

Firefox eventually got to the print dialog, then Not Responding for a bit when I told it to print, and the printer didn't receive the job. I think my document might be cursed this time.
Finally got a print job to the printer, which then started at page 1 instead of 61, and ... hung around page 4. What the fuck is happening. Printers love me, this never happens!