Chris Jags#ScribesAndMakers Mar 26
Do you dance or move along to music when you listen?
This feels like a question alien scientists ask to learn how these human creatures work
Walter Thinman@ChrisJagged I am definitely a regular human person born on the Earth planet. You are very humorous to suggest I am none familiar with Earth being customs. Of course I know that one person moves rhythmically to the sounds produced by implements of musicalness. I emerged from the maternal parent shaking my rumpus as is the colloquial language to describe such things. Thank you for the ridiculous and very funny suggestion that this normal Earth person lacks an understanding of common behaviors of my fellow denizens of this beautiful planet we are all so proud to call our place of emergence.
@saposcat My fears are allayed. You sound exactly like one of my fellow Martians. I mean Earthlings. Earthlings is what I meant. Obviously.
@ChrisJagged Martians!!!? Terrible beings. Very snooty. I mean, I'll bet they are anyway. Not that I've ever visited, and certainly not that I've been banned from future visitation. And I know nothing of their long-standing feud with Jupitorians. How would I, a common Earthman, know of such extraterrestrial political squabbles? And it's definitely a planet-wide hostility, not an issue with a single "obnoxious and disruptive" Jupitorian. Or at least that's what I would guess if I were the sort of Earth being to take an interest in alien life. I mean, if there even was such a thing. Pllllptrrrg. That's the noise Earth people make when scoughing, right? Is scough the word? I mean not that I don't know it since it's my first, I mean only language, the Earthtongue that all of us Earth people speak so that we can understand each other and live in harmony. I was just thinking it might be a new word to you is all. Anyway, yeah, both of us are just normal Earthfolk. Plainly.
Careful buddy, I may be half-Martian but my mother is a Jupitori...uh... I mean, my mother also has no idea what Jupitorians are, she just has the common Earth knowledge of a regular human like me and believes the nonsense the Jupiter High Command has been sending to Earth telling the Earthlings, I mean us, to look for life on Europa instead, because it's definitely not on Jupiter, what a silly idea, DELETE TRANSMISSION ...did that work?