The best preparation for being a parent wasn't NCT classes or books; it was managing a team of software engineers. My 4 and 2 year olds are far better at playing with others than those maladjusted coders.
@fesshole conversely, having kids was by far the best training to become a scrum master.

All the buzzwords and "ceremonies" and "artifacts" were pretentious guff. The team just needed a mum to support and encourage them, help them when they got stuck, and occasionally bring them snacks.

@jetlagjen @fesshole I’ve been through the “we’re going to introduce scrumagilebuzzword *exactly* by the book” twice(1) and let’s just say it’s a pity so few scrum coaches understand that it’s not about the rituals and the dogma and the jumping through hoops but about making problems go away and an occasional pat on the back.

(1) burned out on software development doing so, though that was mostly the accompanying “all pair programming all the time” insanity.

@Tubemeister @jetlagjen @fesshole oh yeah, I finally managed to eliminate all my hand, neck and back problems through proper posture etc. then wallop, they all came back with the pair programming.

@nske I didn't even notice any posture things, it was mainly being distracted as the default way of working instead of something to try to get away from.

The shoulder surfer in your personal space, the not taking breaks when you need to because other person, the no headphones in open plan office so noisy environment, etc.

I was mentally *wrecked* by 2 pm.

@Tubemeister We had to do it over Teams so I can only conclude I'm just not built to stare at the screen or be seen to be typing for so long at a stretch. It's just a really tense way of working and absolutely not conducive to thinking about a problem.