Oblomov4d ago

I have a feeling I have done this poll before, but can't find it, so let me try it again.

Are you left- or right-handed? Which had do you use to wipe after going number 2 in the bathroom?

(If you don't have a dominant hand, or wipe indifferently, choose whatever.)

#poll #handedness

Left-handed, use left to wipe
Left-handed, use right to wipe
Right-handed, use left to wipe
Right-handed, use right to wipe
Poll ends at .
Show threadIan4d ago
@oblomov hang on, is this vital personal info going to be used by world governments and that?
Show threadOblomov4d ago
@u0421793 woah. I hadn't thought about that. And now I'm scared to think what they could use it for.
Show threadmeduz'4d ago
@oblomov @u0421793 It’s a survey by the public toilet lobby in order to know which side of the cabin should the toilet paper roll be placed.
Show threadIan4d ago
@meduz @oblomov but what if I don’t have an arsehole. Or what if I have two?

Anyway, I still think it’s incredible that human civilisation has got this far without a proper instruction manual for wiping one’s arse. Did we all just make it up as we went along, and everyone’s idea of how to wipe our arse is completely different? Why isn’t there best-practice industry-standard for wiping one’s arse?
Show threadOblomov
@u0421793 @meduz I think the best-practice is to use a bidet, but I'm reserving the poll on wiping before using a bidet for a later time.
Mar 26 at 10:18amWeb
Show threadmeduz'4d ago
@oblomov @u0421793 Yeah, also if you have two arseholes you should wait for the dedicated poll so we can know on which sides they are located (who knows if they can be both left or right or graciously balanced).