skua

Hints for the housewife

Finding it hard to attract ants into your home?

Missing Formicidae making long trails across your floors and cabinetry?

#Coles comes to your rescue with their "Australian white Sugar" 1kg bags.

Carefully designed by experts, these bags split almost invisibly, helping the modern housewife spread tiny sugar crystals throughout her home!

And, if cash is short, this product can be returned to a Coles supermarket with their money back guarantee after use.
#DesignFail

Mar 26 at 8:19amMastodon for Android
Show threadFrank4d ago
@skua it's an excellent way to make new friends! Lots and lots of them!
Show threadskua3d ago

@VWDasher

Excepting for destroying the climate, ....

I'd like an AI connected to a macro-video camera to be identifying, naming and then formally announcing the arrival of individual ants, "Ms Henrieta", "Ms Boronia Halifax", "Mrs Green", "Dizzy Sundog", "Lady Jane Radciiffe", "Miss Ketamine", "Ms Kathryn Campbell AO", ...

Show threadChookMother 🇦🇺🦘3d ago
@skua It's worth trying "own brand" products once, just to see if there's a discernable difference. I once bought own brand toilet paper. On the packet it said 100 sheets but this roll had no perforations at all. It was just one sheet several metres long. They lied!