For no reason at all, please give me your favourite cow-related figures of speech! (Stuff like "No use crying over spilled milk" or "until the cows come home", puns extremely welcome)
@sundogplanets Eine Kuh macht Muh, viele Kühe machen Mühe
(hard to translate German pun, roughly "one cow says moo, many cows create mooch work")
@sundogplanets one more German one: "Das geht auf keine Kuhhaut" literraly: Doesn't fit on a cow skin, cow skin as in raw material for parchment.
@Tom_ofB @sundogplanets another German one: "Die Kuh vom Eis holen." Moving the cow from the ice. the meaning is to solve a difficult but urgent problem.
@benni
Another German one (we seem to deal with cows a lot): "Du siehst aus wie / du schaust wie *eine Kuh auf Glatteis"
roughly "You look like a cow on black ice" (stressing the slippyness, not the optics)
@Tom_ofB @sundogplanets
@schmidt_fu @benni @Tom_ofB @sundogplanets I only know "schauen wie eine Kuh, wenn es donnert". ("to gaze like a cow when it thunders") Used when somebody looks completely clueless.