@SmudgeTheInsultCat

But does it come with a bottle of Santorum?

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
I hope we can all be forgiven for thinking you meant Stephen Miller is Satanโ€™s Butt Plug.
However he does have an uncanny resemblance to a Butt Plug. Maybe just not Satanโ€™s. That head though, I think you are right.
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat

I thought for sure that image must be doctored. But no, he really does look like he's wearing a bald cap.