Ten years from now a man in NYC sees an ad, "Piss on trump's grave for $10."
He calls the number but is told he has to go to LA.
"LA? Why, you moved his grave?"
"No, that's where the back of the line is."
#politics #humor #funny #joke
Credit: https://www.wonkette.com/p/jesus-fcking-christ-is-fckin-risen/comment/238554633
Report: "A new order for the Gulf", says Iran.
"The Strait of Hormuz will never return to its former state, especially for the US & Israel."
Iran’s parliament has approved draft legislation for:
* a ban on US & Israeli ships;
* restrictions on countries with unilateral sanctions against Iran;
* transit fees to be paid in Iran’s national currency;
* legal cooperation with Oman;
& more.
Remember last year's #BigUglyBill? Well this year it will start to devastate the #health clinics that serve low-income patients. But conveniently for #Republicans, the impact won't hit most states until after the elections.
https://www.medpagetoday.com/publichealthpolicy/medicaid/120616
Did you know that a human hit by a car at 30 km/hr has a 90% chance of survival?
A person, hit by a car at 40 km/hr has a 60% chance of survival.
Your neighbour, hit by a car at 50 km/hr has a 20% chance of survival.
Your friend, hit by a car at 60 km/hr has no chance of survival.
The chances of survival are cut in half if hit by a large truck or SUV.