Enbies and Gentlequeers, may we present to you: the USB-C killer five thousand.

No power delivery, no negotiation, just 12V straight to VBUS

You surely wouldn't regret having a USB-C plug with 12V on VBUS around.
@derf whyyyyyyyyy 
@thegcat @derf it's not a barrel connector, which makes it EU compliant (malicious).