this feels like the most “humans just *do things*” headline ever. I swear if we tried to pull this off in New York we’d hit a pothole and blow a gigantic hole in Queens. https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00950-w
Antimatter has been transported for the first time ever — in the back of CERN's truck

Physicists have succeeded for the first time in transporting the most expensive and most volatile substance on Earth — antimatter.

“Look. This is a species where if you give them two warp cores, they don't do experiments on one and save the other. This is a species where if you give them two warp cores, they will ask for a third one, plug all three into each other, punch a hole into an alternate universe where humans subscribe to an even more destructive ideological system, then try to turn a nearby star into a torus because that was what their initial scientific experiment was for and they didn't want to waste a trip.”