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Alice McFlurry
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The hardest part about slicing tomatoes with a mandoline is figuring out which pieces are tomatoes and which are fingers.
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Jose Luis Peruyero
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Ouch! That hurts by merely thinking.
When in doubt, do not serve to vegans...
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