Mastodawn

@cmconseils I refuse to believe anyone would duck up as bad as the Evergreen 😝

Anytime The Ever Given pops up, I feel compelled to remind folk that it was a source of some absolutely golden memes

A container ship stuck in the Suez Canal is disrupting global trade, but it's also giving good memes.

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Correct. I can detect people sneaking up behind me by measuring my typo frequency.

Absolutely! Worst injuries were sustained when being observed.

@cmconseils This is far far too accurate! 🤣

The essence of quantum physics(?).