ransomware except in addition to encrypting data it plays a 10 hour supercut of all yotubes worst jarjar binks impressions and zingers forever until they pay
ransomware except it turns on 2fa for you and doesnt give you the recovery email or codes til you pay
@Viss I’ve kind of seen this, attackers didn’t roll out any malware, they just pushed a policy to enable bitlocker with PIN for all systems, then rebooted them & demanded ransom for the recovery codes