I visited South Africa 20 years ago or so and bought this bottle of port while in the Stellenbosch region. I’ve been keeping it partly to age and in part for a special occasion. And I know what that’s going to be now.

#IsHeDeadYet

@tayfonay

OK, I just love that bottle holder. That turtle is living his best life.

@venya we all need to be this turtle
@tayfonay If only we knew when to cancel our plans and break open said port.