this is the most Stephen Colbert FUCK YOU to all the haters and i am here for it

❝ Stephen Colbert to write new Lord of the Rings film after end of the Late Show | Movies | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2026/mar/25/stephen-colbert-new-lord-of-the-rings-film

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Stephen Colbert to write new Lord of the Rings film after end of the Late Show

Comedian and avid Tolkien fan to write the Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past, a new Peter Jackson-produced film based on unadapted chapters of The Fellowship of the Ring

The Guardian
@blogdiva aw, Jackson's involved. thumbs down
@mxchara @blogdiva
He took a few liberties with LOTR, but I was happy overall. I barely made it through An Unexpected Journey with The Hobbit. Just a trainwreck.

@TheGreatLlama

a FEW liberties! that's euphemistic. he actually made the movies more racist than the text, that was almost impressive! I think it's more accurate to say that he made an action movie where the characters happened to have the same names (but not the same personalities) as the original LOTR characters.

it would be a stupid use of my limited time on Earth, perhaps, but I have considered devoting long-term energy to (rhetorically) kicking Peter Jackson in the face over and over for daring to screw with Tolkien, and almost certainly with nefarious commercial reasons in mind. Plainly he was scheming to get himself made into a movie mogul, an elite-class producer, and he got what he wanted...and basically everything he produces is trash. I'd love to know what demon he cut a deal with, to be given such enormous latitude to trivialize The Lord of the Rings.

@TheGreatLlama and there's this, too: the success of the pseudo-epic pretensions of Jackson's ghastly LOTR movies ruined Hollywood. Nobody makes ordinary movies about ordinary human things any more, not as major Hollywood releases. It's like everything has to be an effects-heavy action extravaganza in a speculative or fantastical setting. I actually find myself missing Merchant-Ivory movies...